TWO BLONDES AND A CHRISTMAS TREE

There were two blondes who went deep into the woods searching for a
Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close
calls with hungry bears, wolves and rabbits, one blonde turned to the
other.
"I'm getting really tired. What about just chopping down the next
tree that is the right size for our living room?"

"That sounds good to me. I'm so tired I don't even care if we find
one that's decorated or not!"