Thoughts For Sunday
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put some in the food.
...If it weren't for STRESS
I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever hits the fan...
Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some, just don't have any film.
I always know...God won't give me more
than I can handle. There are times
I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.
Dogs Have Owners ~ Cats Have Staff
If the shoe fits... buy a pair in every color.
Never be too open-minded,
Just going to church doesn't
Not any more than standing
If you look like your passport picture...
you probably need the trip.
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind
and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing.
It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
By the time you can make
Learn from the mistakes of others.
Trust me... you can't live long enough
to make them all yourself.