This N That
The greatest truck driver in the world was driving along a country lane
Late one night when his truck broke down. All he could see was a faint
Light in the distance. So he headed towards it. He came to an old
Farmhouse and knocked on the door.
'Hello', he says, 'I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and my
Truck has broken down, I wonder could I have a bed for the night?'
'Well', says the farmer, there's only two rooms, meself and the wife in
One, and my young (nubile) daughter in the other'.
'Look, I'm the greatest truck driver in the world and all I want is a
Bed for the night, your daughter will be as safe as a house', says the
Greatest truck driver in the world.
'All right' says the farmer, and they all went to bed.
At four in the morning, the farmer heard the headboard next door banging against the wall. He got up and looked in, there was the greatest truck driver in the world driving it into his daughter, with his bare arse going up and down. He went down stairs and loaded the shotgun.
He snuck into the room and shoved the shotgun up the greatest truck
Driver in the world's asshole.
'All right', he says, 'if you're the greatest truck driver in the world,
Reverse out of there with a full load.......'
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Just in case you have forgotten the "rules"
For a safe and Happy
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster,
NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud,
Even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement,
Especially if the power has gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other
Language which they should not know, shoot them
It will save you a lot of grief in the long run.
However, it will probably take several rounds
To kill them, so be prepared.
This also applies to kids who speak with
Somebody else's voice.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers,
NEVER pair off and go alone.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt.
This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
8. If you're searching for something which
Caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the
Cat, GET THE HELL OUT!
9. If appliances start operating by themselves,
Do not check for short circuits; just get out!
10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a
Good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're
Sure you know what you're doing.
13. If you're running from the monster, expect to
Trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite
The fact that you are running and the monster is
Merely shambling along, it's still moving
Fast enough to catch up with you.
14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit
Uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination
For blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and
So on, kill them immediately.
15. Stay away from certain geographical locations,
Some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street,
Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you
Recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle,
Or any small town in Maine.
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely
Road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house
To phone for help. If you think that it is strangbecause
You thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself
Instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely
17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery,
Now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This applies
To houses that had previous inhabitants who went
Mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had
Inhabitants who performed satanic
Practices in your house.