The Wiz

THE WIZARD OF OZ

*Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado .. and off they whirled to the land of OZ ****

They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard


What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:** "I've come for some courage."



No Problem!** **said the Wizard** . ** Who** ** '** **s next?**


Richard Nixon stepped forward, " **Well, I think I need a heart."** *





"Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"** *



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Up stepped George Bush and said, ** "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."** **


"No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done." *


Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word. *
* Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,*
* "Well, what do you want?"*




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"IS DOROTHY HERE?"


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