giggles

A new world's record in the high jump
from a kneeling position
was set yesterday at a beach
on the coast of Australia.

The picture below was taken just a few seconds
before the jump took place . . .

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Spot the difference.









Carla was well into her seventies when she went to her doctor complaining of nausea, exhaustion, and occasional cramps.

After a thorough examination the doctor sent her to the hospital for a battery of tests, and finally confronted her with the results.

"Mrs. Barber, medically impossible though it seems at your age, there's no doubt about it: you're pregnant."

"Impossible," she cried, and fainted dead away.

When she came to, she staggered to the phone, dialed her eighty-two-year-old husband, and screeched, "You've knocked me up, you randy old goat!"

There was a long pause at the other end of the line. Then a voice said, "And to whom am I speaking?"
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<TrainsMeet>Watch the signal turn from red over green to red over red as the approaching train runs the signal.

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Pet News

Here we go again folks............Or is it a copy cat??.Guess we will see.

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